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"Dear Sally - 2 "Written By: Ryouga Disclaimer:I do not own the Gundam boys or any
other character from the series Warnings: Lemon, fluff, sap, AU Pairings: 1x2x1, 3x4, 5xS, 6xN, HxR Rating: NC 17 Summary: After finally getting together through Sally's advice column, Heero and Duo have admitted thier feelings for each other and are planning their wedding. Heero and Duo meet with Relena and Hilde for coffee to start their preparations for the wedding. Interesting insults and banter abounds. And who's wearing the wedding dress???? "Dear Sally - 2"
Duo listened to the conversation going on around him as it progressed and made a mental note about how great the chicken casserole had been and reminded himself to ask Rashid's wife for the recipe. His mouth had been too busy the entire time to comment until he just happened by chance to glance over at Hilde who was sitting next to him in time to see the roast potato piece on the end of Hilde's fork fall off and down into her cleavage. He bided his time. No one else had seemed to notice as Hilde went to retrieve the invading food particle and glanced about to make sure everyone else was occupied. Their eyes met at the last second and the poor German girl knew she was in trouble as Duo, without hesitation and the most mischievous of grins on his face, thrust his hand down into her top before hers had even made it there. "Don't worry Hilde I'll save you from the perverted potato," "Forget the damn potato, Duo, who's going to save me from you?" she squealed in exasperation as she tried to fight him off whilst trying not to giggle. Encouragement was definitely the last thing she wanted to give him. All eyes set upon the sight before them as Duo's hand emerged victorious, holding the piece of offending vegetable in between his fingers and popped it into his mouth, chewing and swallowing the evidence. "Take that you evil vegetable." Wu Fei reached over past Heero and grabbed the chestnut haired male by his braid. "Duo, if you insist on getting laid to the extent where you feel you have to accost lesbian women, then I suggest you crawl up a chicken's arse and wait, because judging by the look on your fiancé's face that's the only kind of excitement you will be getting for the next few days." All eyes rounded on Wu Fei and Sally gave him a bewildered stare. "Alright, who are you and what have you done with my husband?" she asked him. "Maybe the alien's stuck a humor probe up his ass," Duo smirked. "You do seem to have developed a sense of humor recently, Wu Fei, even if it is sarcastic," Trowa added. "Live with it," Wu Fei replied smugly as he let go of Duo's braid, but not before giving it a quick, hard tug. "Ow." Duo pouted rubbing the back of his head. "Well it serves you right, Duo Maxwell, you shouldn't encroach on my territory without my permission," Relena chided folding her arms and glaring at him. "Permission?" Hilde turned to face her lover, "If you had wanted a bitch you should have brought a dog thank you very much," she replied with mock sarcasm and a lopsided grin. "Well, we certainly ascertained who's seme in this relationship," Duo said, nodding at Relena and prodding Hilde playfully in the ribs..." "I'll have you know, Duo, that you're looking at more woman than you can handle." Relena winked. "Well if it's got wheels or tits it's bound to get you into trouble," Duo threw back at her. "You don't have to worry about that Duo, we don't have wheels and we're certainly not your type." Hilde laughed. "That's right, Maxwell, they're not inflatable.""Oh my god... Wu Fei!!" Trowa blushed and everyone went silent. Wu Fei one, the rest none. Sally's face flushed red too and she cleared her throat before quickly addressing Quatre. "Right, so we have all the arrangements ready and there's just the rehearsal to organise, right?" "Ahh..." he quickly recollected his own train of thought as the conversation had sent him into overdrive and all he could think of was his lover, naked on the bed and the anal beads in his hands, "...yes, um... the rehearsal. We need to make a day when everyone is free to participate. What about next Sunday around one pm? Is that alright for everyone?" Muttering and quiet conversing within the couples went on for a few seconds and the verdict was fairly unanimous. "We may be a little late as I'm having a check up at the Preventer hospital that day. The appointment is at noon, but Wu Fei and I should be finished around twelve thirty and we can get here just after one," Sally replied. "Alright then, one pm it is,” Quatre confirmed. He turned to Rashid who had just returned from the kitchen. “Ahh, I gather desert is ready?” “Yes, Master Quatre. I'll have it brought in right away.” “That's alright we still haven't quite finished our mains yet. Give us about fifteen minutes and we should be done. There's been more gas bagging than eating.” “As you wish, Master Quatre,” he replied bowing as he left. “Man, you're so lucky, Quatre, I can't get Heero to do that for me no matter how hard I try,” Duo sighed woefully. Heero looked to his lover with a mild glare in his eyes. “You know, Duo... you can be such a impetuous little shit.” “But you still love me,” Duo replied leaning over to his opposite side and kissing his lover on the cheek. “Unfortunately.” Heero blushed in return. “Although, as much as I hate to admit it, it's hard not to love you...” Duo grinned from ear to ear, gently taking his fiancé's hand in his. “I love you too, Heero.” “Well we've gone from perverted to sappy in less than ten minutes,” Hilde laughed, “But this isn't getting us desert.” “Speak for yourself,” Relena grinned. “I'm done.” “Same here,” Sally added. “And Wu Fei and Trowa.” “I'm almost done,” Quatre joined in. “That just leaves you three,” Wu Fei noted. “Wu Fei... you can count,” Duo snickered. “Heero, by keeping this man's company, you do realize that you're depriving some poor village of its idiot... don't you?” Heero opened his mouth to speak but Duo beat him too it. “I don't need a village to be an idiot thank you very much, I do quite alright on my own, and besides, if anything ever changed you'd all miss me and my weird sense of humor.” Wu Fei rolled his eyes, “How can we miss you when you won't go away... and what the hell are you looking at?” he asked as Duo stared hard at him. “Dunno'... but gimme' a minute and I'll figure it out,” he said still staring at the Chinese man. Wu Fei shook his head. “Boldly going nowhere... as usual.” Heero sighed and hung his head. He wasn't sure just when his life turned into a sitcom. But maybe, just maybe, if he charged a fee he could hire his lover out as... something. “Heero?” A voice called him back from his thoughts. “Huh? Oh sorry I was er...” “Day dreaming again. This is getting to be quite frequent, Heero. Did your reality check bounce or something?” “Something like that...” Quatre watched as the bantering began again and wondered if he would ever see those anal beads anywhere else but in his imagination tonight. He glanced at Trowa and Trowa shrugged. The blonde sighed with relief a few seconds later when Heero managed to convince Duo to finish eating so that they could all get their desert, finish up and head off home. ~*~ An hour later as the clock struck eight and desert had been ingested, Relena was the first to make the move to leave. She glanced over at Hilde and Hilde nodded in confirmation already knowing what her lover was thinking. “Well Quatre, thank you so very much for dinner, but Hilde and I need to make a move, we both have early starts tomorrow.” “Yeah, yeah, right Rels. We know why you're rushing off for. Wine her, dine her sixty niner.” Relena snorted, amused by Duo's vigilance in his attempts to be funny. “Just because you live by the creed 'If it swells ride it', Duo, doesn't mean we do.” “That's because neither of us have a penis, honey.” Relena raised an eyebrow and cocked her head to the side as she gave her lover a sly grin. “Don't even go there,” Hilde laughed. “Yeah, Rels... keep your toys in your toy cupboard thanks,” Duo quipped back, a huge smirk plastered all over his face.Wu Fei turned to his face his wife as the smart alec comments continued. “Is it just my imagination or is it the fact that whenever Maxwell is about our conversations seem to pour down into the gutter no matter how they start out.” Sally shook her head. “No sweetheart, it's not your imagination.” “Do you think if I threw a stick he'd leave?” “Ahhh, no...” “Damn.” “But we should think about going too. You have an early start even if I don't.” “You have the column, don't you?” “Yes, but I don't have to start until ten tomorrow. You on the other hand start at six-thirty.” “Ahh, yes good point. Knew there was a reason I gave in to my instincts and married you,” he grinned at her. “And to think I thought it was something to do with love,” Sally grinned back. Wu Fei stood and placed his napkin on the table. “ We should get going too. Sally needs her rest.” Quatre stood and nodded. “Of course. Thank you for coming tonight. You two too,” he said referring to the girls, who had finally got the better of Duo and had left him blushing in his seat. “I'll just get Rashid to see you out if that's all right?" Quatre glance towards the kitchen just as Rashid emerged to see if they had finished and to clear away the table. “Ahh Rashid. Just in time. Please, can you see the Changs and the girls to their vehicles. They wish to depart for their homes.” “Certainly, Master Quatre.” he said with a curt nod of his head. “This way please.” Rashid motioned towards the way they had come in. “Oh, Rashid... please thank your wife for the wonderful meal tonight. It was absolutely delicious., Relena quickly remarked as they headed off. “Yes, please do,” Sally agreed following behind the girls with her husband. Duo watched as they left and sighed. “What's wrong?” Heero asked his partner. “Sometimes I get the feeling that Wu Fei really does believe I am the village idiot.” “Well you certainly give him cause too. But I think he knows you just a little better than that. You heard him tonight. He actually played up to you a couple of times. It's not too often that happens is it?” “Heero's right, Duo,” Quatre agreed. “Wu Fei does know you better. I think he's actually starting to enjoy joining in on the bantering; and he's at his best when it's with you.” Another sigh. “Don't worry so much about it,” Trowa began. “If he didn't like you he would certainly tell you. You know how he is.” Duo grinned a little, it did seem to make sense. Wu Fei always had been up front and honest, not to mention blunt when he didn't like someone. “I guess you might be right.” Heero kissed his lover on the cheek in a rare display of public affection. “Trust me, we are.” ~ * ~
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